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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

fagflow:

where is the lie

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bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

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asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

alphabitches:

when u steal a pencil in class

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latenightseth:

Blink and you’ll miss this Late Night writer’s cameo in SNL's opening credits…

Omg! He’s so funny!

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khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

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