tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt


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kyian:

Iconic

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weloveshortvideos:

lil grown men

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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themano:

White moms

  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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vegan-vulcan:

politicalsexkitten:

cognitivedissonance:

cringepics:

iconic

This is it. This perfectly sums up the “nice guy” entitlement fuckery.

brb vomiting

HAHAHAHA holy shit this is so true though.


Alex Turner - Dancing Queen

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His name is Julian Casablancas, and if he weren’t a rock star, he’d be the neighborhood drunk with a heart of gold.
Rolling Stone Magazine, November 13, 2003 (via -restricted)

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