sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

Diddler on the Roof 9/16/2014

I get to do improv comedy with Diddler on the Roof every 2 weeks via webcam on e-mprov.com! It’s such a cool idea and so convenient, since I don’t have to leave my bed to perform and you don’t have to leave your bed to watch. Here’s Diddler’s latest set! As per usual, it got weird. Like us on Facebook (search Diddler on the Roof) so you can keep up with the shows we do online and in person :)


we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

(Source: -teesa-)

(Source: ovoroyalty)


zebablah:

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

damn her skin is everything her arms as toned as fuq i am so stressed

(Source: soph-okonedo)

lungbender:

Me: 

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(Source: zuqo)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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(Source: onlinegf)


sizvideos:

Video

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

(Source: multipack)


letswakeupworld:

lissymac37:

The heart of this man!

Can everybody see this please

(Source: drunkonstephen)


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